100 Word Stories

I get my best ideas in the bathroom.

You too?

Yeah.

So, I like to keep a notepad in there.

But today, I totally forgot a pen.

No, I wasn't going to write anything using something... gross. Ewwwwww.

I tried to repeat my great idea over and over so I wouldn't forget.

But Nardo came into the room, meowing for attention, so I pet him.

By the time I was done in there, I had forgotten my idea.

So, I put a box of pens in a drawer in the bathroom, took 5 Ex-Lax, hoping for inspiration to return.