100 Word Stories

Shirley the Mermaid had been around. She'd seen everything.

She and the girls were getting their nails done when they talked about their first times.

The first time Shirley saw a human, she swam after it for a closer examination.

It looked like a mermaid, but instead of fins, it had two limbs coming out of its hips leading into a solid stone-like block.

�??Mob informant,�?� she thought. �??Should have kept his trap shut.�?�

She took his wallet, emptied out the cash, and swam away.

Whether you're over or under the Boardwalk, a Jersey Girl is a Jersey Girl.