100 Word Stories

My Bloody Valentine

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100 Word Stories

Laurence Simon

Houston, TX

Description: Short, amusing tales you can threaten to read to your kids at bedtime if they misbehave.

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My Bloody Valentine

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Five hours ago, this bum was using his pen knife to cut aluminum cans into hearts to give away on Valentineā??s Day.

Now, heā??s a bloody pulp under a bench. Some other bums beat him up for the aluminum cans, cashed them in for beer money.

He could have defended himself with the knife, but to him, it was a tool and not a weapon. Just as Cupidā??s bow and arrow are for love, not war.

A mother tells her son not to worry. Heā??s up in Heaven now.

I hope they clean him up before they let him in.

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