100 Word Stories

Few things are certain in life.

Most of all, of the things you can count on, I'm most certain that you'll never hear a chick say "Oh, yeah? Well, I'm fucking the cello player."

Guitarists, singers, bass players.

Even drummers, if you can imagine that.

But when it comes to cello players, they're the ones that haul their cellos up five flights of stairs into a lonely, cramped apartment.

Nobody knocks. Nobody calls.

More time for practice, right?

I guess so.

But no matter how good he gets, no chick will say "Oh, yeah? Well, I'm fucking the cello player."