100 Word Stories

There is always a banana in my right jacket pocket.

Every time I reach in there, I feel a banana is in there.

I know this, because when I pull it out, I have a banana in my hand.

And, sure enough, another banana appears in my pocket to replace it.

You'd think this endless supply of bananas would be a godsend, but I don't like bananas.

You like bananas?

I think this jacket's about your size.

What have you got in your pocket? A plum? An orange? Strawberries?

Oh, you always have a weasel in your pants?

Never mind.

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